Never done it before. Took into consideration how much I’m paying for this and ultimately bit the bullet and decided it needed to be done. Ordered a prime ribeye MR. This is what I got.
by Few-Shoulder8960
49 Comments
F1exican
Ew that’s actually so gross idk if it’s just the semi bad resolution or the actual meat itself.
flyart
Jesus is weeping.
Remote-Canary-2676
Kinda looks like the way fat renders when the meat is really old.
Quiet-Resolution-140
I just watched An American Werewolf In London last night, and Jacks neck looked more appetizing than that Jesus Christ
dickwangler3000
Usually I don’t prefer my steaks literally fucking melting, but to each their own.
zumbidei
What do you say when sending food back and not being rude?
Visual-Emphasis-9787
Jesus christ man, I’ve seen severed limbs look more appetizing
Bluesmoke657
That looks fucked in more ways than one.
Scrambo
What’s even happening here? This is like body horror.
katiemorag90
I’m pregnant and not supposed to have good steak anymore (nothing under temp, which I refuse) but I’ve been craving and so sad, but this just fixed that. I’m so sorry
StaceyPfan
That looks like someone hocked up a loogie on your steak.
I rarely send food back, but I would have in this case and also have raised a fuss, which I never do.
so you’re too good for a pre-partially digested steak? 🤨
CloisteredOyster
That’s disgusting. And the plate isn’t doing it any favors either.
ars_necromantia
What the fuck is this?
shalinel
Is that like a cyst in the muscle or something
NyQuil1973
“That still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!”
chromeled
That’s just hateful. That’s a plate full of hate.
throwawayqweeen
What in the Kentucky fried fuck is that. I shit you not, I’m personally shy as fuck about these things, one time I literally tried to physically restrain my boyfriend out if sheer horror, because he was gonna go tell the guy in chef whites that we think our server forgot about us lol.
But one time I did it. And it wasn’t for me, it was for the boyfriend. We both ordered french onion soups at the same time, and while mine came out looking perfect and tasting amazing, nothing came for him. We kinda waited for a couple minutes, and afterwards they bring out some Eldritch ass looking nightmare fuel and put in front of him.
Idk why but his cheese looked like somebody already digested that. Streaky. And just, grim. Non caramelized onions floating on top almost, SOGGY BREAD FROM THE BOTTOM FLOATING ON FUCKING TOP. Actually looking back, I do know why. They forgot to put the second one in the oven, until maybe minute 6 or 7. Then they saw me eating mine, and they panicked and sent his out without the cheese even having melted.
He looked so visibly sad man, as a line cook I’d go become a fucking politician if I found out I made someone so disappointed and so sad, and made them pay handsomely for it too. He immediately tried to tell me it’s fine, cause he knows how much I hate sending food back. He even started eating it lol.
But I flagged down the first server that I made eye contact with and long story short, that was the only time I did the good old “could you put this one back in the oven please” lol. Boyfriend was feeling bad, but I told him don’t worry they know exactly what they were trying to do. They were hoping we could both eat at the same time and be happy, but also hoping that we’re a bit stupid lol.
People come and pay to have a good time man, looks like a nice expensive steak and this is just animal abuse lol. Anyways, sorry for the rant.
Sigvoncarmen
GoatCovfefe
As someone that really rides the line of cooking and consuming steak that still moos…. You are fucking valid in sending this back. What the actual fuck.
MikeFrancesa66
All the jokes are cracking me up, but seriously does anyone know what’s going on here? I’ve never seen a steak look like that.
Purl_stitch483
That looks rotten… Are you writing this post from the grave OP?
sweetpea122
This is gross and youre right. Also ribeye is easy to make tasty. If this place cant MR a ribeye, they should close
unknownpoltroon
WHY IS IT SLIMY
vbwstripes
“How would you like your steak done?”
“Goo please”
zero_dr00l
Is that rye bread that’s been infected by some weird mutant fungi and then smothered in a broken eggwhite hollandaise or what the fuck am I even seeing here?
pixel-soul
Hey this looks like that tattoo in r/tattooadvice
biggobird
Wow I’d bet from the looks of it you got served meat with an abscess. That’s fuckin nuts in a restaurant if true, at least in the US.
I’ve butchered some meat that had an abscess but hard to believe the chef/cooks didn’t catch it. Basically a big infection in the cow.
Disclaimer I’ve never cooked abcessed meat so no idea what it looks like cooked- but I’d imagine this.
Not meat glue like conspiro nerds like to immediately jump to
Timeman5
I honestly would not have been able to tell you that is a steak.
20ontheDropBear
Milk steak?
Popular-Capital6330
I just went back to the picture for the third time. It’s still not making sense. Why does that steak have a creamy middle?
I wanna vomit
Twillydedoot
What the actual fuck is that? I would just leave.
FormalMango
babypho3nix
Perfect_Caregiver_90
That looks like bacterial slime from an improperly cured meat.
Did it have an offputting odor?
I am baffled that they fought you sending it back, but encourage you to leave a Google review with the photo or file a health department complaint.
Working-Salamander-2
If I got that I honestly probably would’ve just said no thank you and left. I wouldn’t of trusted anything from that kitchen after that.
49 Comments
Ew that’s actually so gross idk if it’s just the semi bad resolution or the actual meat itself.
Jesus is weeping.
Kinda looks like the way fat renders when the meat is really old.
I just watched An American Werewolf In London last night, and Jacks neck looked more appetizing than that Jesus Christ
Usually I don’t prefer my steaks literally fucking melting, but to each their own.
What do you say when sending food back and not being rude?
Jesus christ man, I’ve seen severed limbs look more appetizing
That looks fucked in more ways than one.
What’s even happening here? This is like body horror.
I’m pregnant and not supposed to have good steak anymore (nothing under temp, which I refuse) but I’ve been craving and so sad, but this just fixed that. I’m so sorry
That looks like someone hocked up a loogie on your steak.
I rarely send food back, but I would have in this case and also have raised a fuss, which I never do.
God that looks fucking horrid…
https://preview.redd.it/vr03szj43ryf1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c94b3ee1dac9b2b8c58f4a301b338c3dbcc434e
Justified
https://preview.redd.it/z4yk0cqe3ryf1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de7854509bb88fbedaf88e53773346f6200e79a9
Can barely tell what I’m looking at jeez
so you’re too good for a pre-partially digested steak? 🤨
That’s disgusting. And the plate isn’t doing it any favors either.
What the fuck is this?
Is that like a cyst in the muscle or something
“That still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!”
That’s just hateful. That’s a plate full of hate.
What in the Kentucky fried fuck is that. I shit you not, I’m personally shy as fuck about these things, one time I literally tried to physically restrain my boyfriend out if sheer horror, because he was gonna go tell the guy in chef whites that we think our server forgot about us lol.
But one time I did it. And it wasn’t for me, it was for the boyfriend. We both ordered french onion soups at the same time, and while mine came out looking perfect and tasting amazing, nothing came for him. We kinda waited for a couple minutes, and afterwards they bring out some Eldritch ass looking nightmare fuel and put in front of him.
Idk why but his cheese looked like somebody already digested that. Streaky. And just, grim. Non caramelized onions floating on top almost, SOGGY BREAD FROM THE BOTTOM FLOATING ON FUCKING TOP. Actually looking back, I do know why. They forgot to put the second one in the oven, until maybe minute 6 or 7. Then they saw me eating mine, and they panicked and sent his out without the cheese even having melted.
He looked so visibly sad man, as a line cook I’d go become a fucking politician if I found out I made someone so disappointed and so sad, and made them pay handsomely for it too. He immediately tried to tell me it’s fine, cause he knows how much I hate sending food back. He even started eating it lol.
But I flagged down the first server that I made eye contact with and long story short, that was the only time I did the good old “could you put this one back in the oven please” lol. Boyfriend was feeling bad, but I told him don’t worry they know exactly what they were trying to do. They were hoping we could both eat at the same time and be happy, but also hoping that we’re a bit stupid lol.
People come and pay to have a good time man, looks like a nice expensive steak and this is just animal abuse lol. Anyways, sorry for the rant.
As someone that really rides the line of cooking and consuming steak that still moos…. You are fucking valid in sending this back. What the actual fuck.
All the jokes are cracking me up, but seriously does anyone know what’s going on here? I’ve never seen a steak look like that.
That looks rotten… Are you writing this post from the grave OP?
This is gross and youre right. Also ribeye is easy to make tasty. If this place cant MR a ribeye, they should close
WHY IS IT SLIMY
“How would you like your steak done?”
“Goo please”
Is that rye bread that’s been infected by some weird mutant fungi and then smothered in a broken eggwhite hollandaise or what the fuck am I even seeing here?
Hey this looks like that tattoo in r/tattooadvice
Wow I’d bet from the looks of it you got served meat with an abscess. That’s fuckin nuts in a restaurant if true, at least in the US.
I’ve butchered some meat that had an abscess but hard to believe the chef/cooks didn’t catch it. Basically a big infection in the cow.
Disclaimer I’ve never cooked abcessed meat so no idea what it looks like cooked- but I’d imagine this.
Not meat glue like conspiro nerds like to immediately jump to
I honestly would not have been able to tell you that is a steak.
Milk steak?
I just went back to the picture for the third time.
It’s still not making sense.
Why does that steak have a creamy middle?
I wanna vomit
What the actual fuck is that? I would just leave.
That looks like bacterial slime from an improperly cured meat.
Did it have an offputting odor?
I am baffled that they fought you sending it back, but encourage you to leave a Google review with the photo or file a health department complaint.
If I got that I honestly probably would’ve just said no thank you and left. I wouldn’t of trusted anything from that kitchen after that.
https://preview.redd.it/9gzxzzb1aryf1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=860535a90fcdabc3a23f696abe8082e40a753346
Thats not even a wrong temp issue
That meat is spoiled thats why its gooey
I been barely tell what I’m looking at. Looks like a smokers lung from those commercials.
***You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas’s attack***
Can we name and shame? Wtf is this?
Who pulled this out of what Steven King novel?
Poor thing is literally crying….
https://preview.redd.it/p4bwnegipryf1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea1443ab8c069a10562f131a64e73187e7285b3
I just finished watching The Substance. And then there was this, the sequel.